This is probably because of the following:
- I Probably lost the page.
- I realised the page was rubbish and deleted it.
- I never realised the page was rubbish - it was deleted in an unavoidable attack of idiocy. (The one that I'm currently suffering from, which started several weeks before birth).
- The page was deleted by one of my monkey henchmen. If this is the case, I will seek vengance. If it's any use, a search engine can automatically examine this website and automatically discover humorous pages.
If you would like google to discover them, click Detect Humor
- I clicked on the "What does this button do..." menu and then clicked the big red button tab, causing *BOOM*
- The page was stolen, if you see anyone carrying around a chunk of cyberspace that looks like my page, apprehend them! (Or prod them slightly and run off giggling, but giggle in a manly way.)
- Whatever website I stole it from realised I took it.
- The FBI finally managed to shut me down.
- The page was gambled away in Vegas in a last ditch attempt to win back the family house/pet.
- Most likely, this is a result of yet another reorganization of my intuitive Web site to reflect our constant evolution and business emphasis, coupled with a transition from an old server with lots of legacy files to a shiny new server. But then again, it might just be a completely random event and the result of too many cosmic rays. Who knows? But definatly not a typo.
- Your best bet for finding what you seek is to start at our home page (click here to jump to the home page) and search downward.
- Maybe the document you are looking for is at
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